Posted 1 day ago

On a morning commute on an unusually warm day

Sitting behind a woman on the bus, I see her tattoos, a shower of stars trailing down the back of her neck. The heat brings sweat, and they gleam.

Posted 3 days ago
nazgulkoopa:

Good night Tumblr, I leave you with this.




I just want a series of short films where Stark & Banner just go around doing science.

nazgulkoopa:

Good night Tumblr, I leave you with this.

I just want a series of short films where Stark & Banner just go around doing science.
Posted 5 days ago

femmefatalist:

God of Thunpurr <3

Come here Lokitty, who’s the fuzziest trickster demi-god, hmm?

(Source: keyyu)

Posted 6 days ago
This adequately sums up my reaction to going back to work after a long weekend.

This adequately sums up my reaction to going back to work after a long weekend.

(Source: carrryonkeepcalm)

Posted 6 days ago

ieatbutter:

Things have been awkward since your roommate caught you singing ”End of the Road” to a cake.  She doesn’t understand that sometimes the ’90s slow jam is the only way to convey your emotions.

We’ve all been in that place.

Posted 1 week ago

THE AVENGERS Defeated Irony And Cynicism

We are living in a time of precipitous uncertainty. Nobody is interested in the grey areas anymore. Much like the 1930s - the time when superheroes were birthed - we’re hungry for something that feels optimistic, something that’s hopeful. Something that tells us it’s all going to be okay.


That something is The Avengers. It’s the most relentlessly positive blockbuster in years. The big conflict in the film isn’t between the Avengers and the Chitauri, it’s between the Avengers. It’s a movie about squabbling, disparate people coming together to get things done. No character feels extraneous, and everyone has something to do that only they can accomplish. The film’s money shot isn’t an explosion or a fight scene, it’s a shot of the characters standing together, united.  It’s exactly the fantasy that will appeal to a nation divided drastically along seemingly insurmountable partisan lines. It’s the fantasy of teamwork.

“The Avengers” isn’t just the movie we deserve. This is the movie we need right now. It’s like “The Avengers” is an answer to Jon Stewart’s Rally to Preserve Sanity, to stop all this bipartisan squabbling and just come together to get things done.

Link: THE AVENGERS Defeated Irony And Cynicism by Devin Faraci 

Posted 1 week ago

20. “Something You Can’t Live Without” Water for drinking, but bodies of water are necessary for beauty and perspective. There’s something I find meditative about water. #photoadaymay (Taken with Instagram at Sunnyside Beach)

Posted 1 week ago

jonahray:

Laura Milligan, Greg Behrendt, Brian Posehn, Blaine Capatch, and Patton Oswalt circa 1994

Pop quiz: comedians or cast shot from “Singles”?

Posted 2 weeks ago

Oh Peggy Olson, this moment does things to me. Tingly hot things.

(Source: darmodys)

Posted 2 weeks ago

isolationparty:

“Every romantic comedy should be called ‘Tryin’ To Fuck’.”

- Patton Oswalt

From “Annie Hall” and “When Harry Met Sally” to “500 Days of Summer”.