- Wash the dishes in your sink
- Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
- Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
- Make your lunch
- Put your keys somewhere obvious
- Wash your face and brush your teeth
- Charge your electronics
- Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
- Set your alarm
- Go to bed at a reasonable hour
And, go.
“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say “The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?” - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah. Above ground pools look super fun.
Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster
(Source: amypoehler, via feminazgul)
Read Gail Simone’s The Movement #1 today: best opening scene hook I’ve ever read in comics. And what a great tribute to the Hollaback movement to end street harassment.
I’m already thinking of converting my Court of the Owls mask from SDCC last year into an M mask with silver spray paint.
Either way, my phone is ready.
HOW AWESOME IS THAT.
Gail Simone incorporated this great phone-screen into a story. I like the idea of keeping it handy to call out/shame harrassment, flashing it at creepers and bullies. Think what a dozen screens flashed your way would feel like?
I just like Janelle Monae so much.
I wish I looked half as fly as her in formal wear. Dayum, turn it UP.
We can't all be hyper-neurotic pop culture geeks, can we?
The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu
This twitter conversation between my wife and my Space Mom is the best thing in the world today.
Neil Gaiman everyone.
05/15/2013 Update:
BROSIE Goes Viral
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